(To the tune of "Rain, Rain, Go Away")
Living dead, go away!
Eat my brains another day!
Little Mitchy wants to play!
Living dead, deal the cards!
Awful smell, I disregard!
I hate poker in graveyards!
Living dead, hit the ball!
Run the bases, do not fall!
Leave the umpire, do not maul!
Living dead, kiss me now!
It's you I love, this I vow!
Let's do a dance, take a bow!
Living dead, I hate you!
Your foul presence, I eschew!
Our sordid tryst is now through!
Living dead, go to Spain!
Never show your face again!