The Web: Experiment

by Mitchell Harding

written 3/29/00

I propose the following experiment:

Purpose: To determine the effects of zero-gravity on canine sociological behavior.

Hypothesis: The sociological behavior of dogs will not be affected by the lack of gravity, except that the dogs will probably float around and bump into each other a lot more.

Procedure: Launch a colony of dogs into orbit. Observe for one year. Return them to earth and see if the terran dogs still accept them.

Conclusion: The bastards in the government won't fund my experiment!

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