The Web: My List of Enemies

Neal Watkins -- This guy sends an incredible volume of spam e-mail at work. If ever my head explodes at work, he will be to blame.
Wanda -- Wanda is my roommate Maile's dog. Personally, I have no problem with Wanda, but my cats hate her. And I have to take the side of my loyal cats. Their enemies are my enemies.
Adam West -- He picked on me in Elementary School.
The Telephone Operators -- Because Andrea Golden said so.
Canada -- Their speed limits are absurdly slow, and gas is way too expensive.
Mark Wiz -- Words fail me. You'll just have to find out on your own.
The Devil -- How can he NOT be on your list of enemies?