Josh had achieved notoriety at an early age:
"My sister and I played in the miniature golf tournament. We did quite well."
On January 30, 1999, Erika figured it all out:
"Guys know that our relationships are more communicative. Theirs are more grunt and video game-oriented."
My mother Jean has never steered my brother Matt wrong :
"There's a girl on this road who could use a good screwing, and I want you to accomodate her."
Haldane, what do you think of God:
"He seems to have an inordinate fondness for beetles."
Steve, you sick bastard, have you noticed anything funny lately:
"Hey, didn't the cat use to have TWO eyebrows?"
What's the secret, Mitch:
"Hand me my pants and I'll tell you."
Al, talk to me about the Garden State:
"New Jersey is like the center of civilization. Like the Nile River Valley."
Oscar, I need some suggestions on how to crush my enemies beneath my heel:
"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much."