On Office Furniture

by Mitchell Harding

written 10/13/98

I am not convinced that office furniture is necessary or even desirable. Before you object, hear me out. I have worked in an office and therefore I've had first hand experience with office furniture. It has directly influenced my life. In fact, on more than one occasion I've almost lost my life, and I place the blame squarely (see, more squares!) on office furniture. After you've heard my tale, their culpability will be beyond question.

Rather than bore you with my laundry list of complaints against office furniture, I will instead relate to you a specific instance that best indicts them for their crimes.

First, let me reassure you that this evil is limited to office furniture. For example, I harbor no ill will against the sofa on which I am currently

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